Atheists: Do you believe unconditional love exists like that God provides you eternally if you believe in Him?

I'm only answering this question because I get so much out of looking like I'm working when I'm not. Other than that, my responses are always unconditional. In real life, unconditional love definitely exists and I will happily send you a copy of my book, 'The existence of Unconditional love and its role in fellatio as a means of getting stuff', for the heavily discounted price of �17.99 (plus P&P).